February 2012
4 posts
January 2012
3 posts
2011, Music
I just have a few songs for you:
Cults - Never Heal Myself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG4FhNaikD8
Keep Shelly In Athens - Cub (KSIA Remix)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW8l79yPriQ
Fucked Up - The Other Shoe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7J4yKS9i6c
Real Estate - Easy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt1mirm9FYg
araabMuzik - Streetz Tonight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2hW6WJ_goM
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Sketches from Vacation
Vacations are great because they are an excuse to do things that would not otherwise be considered okay. When you go on vacation, you are leaving behind more than your house- you are leaving car payments and utility bills and angry, bad-smelling neighbors and things like etiquette and hygiene and laws. To go on vacation is to start a fresh new life, like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon, only to...
December 2011
1 post
September 2011
4 posts
August 2011
9 posts
I've Seen That Movie Too
In the due course of my usual social activity, I go to a lot of parties. Sometimes the parties are at my house and sometimes the parties are at different houses and sometimes the parties are in my room, which are the worst kind because the next day I find mud and cigarette butts in my bed. On even more rare occasions, there might be a party in a vehicle (stuffy, cramped), or in a studio apartment...
I’ve been learning how to drink wine. This would not be so extraordinary if it weren’t for the fact that learning to drink wine is so HARD and insanely complicated and if there weren’t so many different types of wine. Here is what you might think after first being exposed to wine: there are some grapes and you ferment them and then they turn into magical tasty alcohol. This is...
“I will continue to confront the system that threatens our future. Given the...”
– Wow. http://www.commondreams.org/view/2011/07/26-13
July 2011
3 posts
please try to read this in my voice
Now, I’d like to take an extra-special moment of your time to make a statement about anarchists. Keep in mind: I didn’t say “anarchy.” I really don’t have a problem with anarchy. It’s a reasonable thing to believe in! Total freedom. I couldn’t begin to tell you how many times I’ve gone into a public restroom and thought to myself, if only I could...
June 2011
6 posts
“It would not be easy. At school I had learned that bees were evolutionary...”
– I’m workin’ on something new
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Anyway where was I
Sorry bros. Haven’t written anything in a long time because I have been systematically trying to purge sitting at the computer from my lifestyle. Of course, this has failed terribly, but that is only because my job, for which I am happily paid legal tender, is sitting at the computer. It is a problem! But it is a problem that I can conveniently use to justify re-thinking the whole Tumblr...
May 2011
1 post
in the late library, i do battle with database search and sneak peeks at the is it twelve thirty already in between reading about varanoidea biology and comparing stock brokers; my mind is soggy with hypertext, is this how priests feel when they realize God is infinite?
April 2011
12 posts
It’s just occurred to me very sharply that all the people who decry the Internet as having poisoned and ruined and generally fucked up our culture are short-sighted fools.
A wise man once said “the medium is the message” but that does not excuse the incorrect assumption that this technology, this medium, is inherently inferior to older, more familiar forms. The Internet is the...
1 tag
Sketches from "South America"
Tom had been talking for the past half hour about his plan to capture and seduce a young Amazon girl. We were two days into the expedition, if you want to call it that. It was more like a very expensive visit to the zoo except you went inside the exhibits. This morning I had found a spider the size of a grapefruit inside my grapefruit. There were, according to the guide, over a thousand different...
March 2011
11 posts
1 tag
A Career
Man I know that you are supposed to be happy and thankful for the nice warm body and brain and livers and shit that God made for you but I can’t help but think at times that the illegal immigrants workin’ the Heavenly Production Line are really stoned, like all the time, and that this has led to some things that are odd.
Odd thing number one: I am a horrible, bitter man and I am...
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Second Period English
Okay, children, settle down. I know it’s been a rough morning. You all had to get out of bed. Nice, warm bed! Soft beds with soft sheets on mattresses as smooth as a woman. I mean, as far as I can remember. I haven’t slept in a bed since Bank of America burned down my house and repossessed my wife. Then, your Cheerios were soggy because you spent too much time looking at Daddy’s...
http://www.cpeterson.org/2011/03/10/why-gas-is-so-e... →
I’m thinking about changing my major to commodities.
One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh; but the earth abideth forever… The sun also ariseth, and the sun goeth down, and hasteth to the place where he arose… The wind goeth toward the south, and turneth about unto the north; it whirleth about continually, and the wind returneth again according to its circuits… All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full; unto...